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Now that’s Funny! 4 Car Salesmen Jokes Everyone Can Appreciate

January 26, 2018

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People often like to make jabs and jokes about car salesmen. No matter how honest and sincere a salesman might be, they often get a bad rap.

As a result, there are lots of jokes out there about this profession. And speaking as an auto salesman myself, I must admit that some of them even make me chuckle.

Here are four of my personal favorites:

  • What do you call a used car salesmen? A cardealoligist
  • A couple was looking at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom. A salesman sensing their debate over the price moved in and said, “This model is priced just over the car which is priced a few dollars above the car which costs no more than some models of the lowest priced cars.”
  • What type of salesman has the slickest line? A car salesman with greasy hair.
  • Car salesman: “Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale.” Customer: “Forget it! No one round here’s got room in their houses for a mammoth.”

For more car salesmen humor, check out this article.

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